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Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Raha toa moa ka … hisafidy voambolana
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Amin’ny mpanao gazety sy mpaneho hevitra dia zava-masina ny voambolana ampiasaina, ary mila fidiana tsara fa iny no tena milaza ny état d’âme.
Voalohany aloha dia ny titre omena ireo mpitarika politika.
Filoham-pirenena Marc Ravalomanana / Andriamatoa Andry Rajoelina (fady na dia hoe Ben’ny Tanàna aza, eny na dia hoe Ben’ny Tanàna teo aloha koa aza), PDS Guy Rivo Randrianarisoa / Ramatoa Michelle Ratsivalaka, Praiministra Charles Rabemananjara / Andriamatoa Monja Roindefo. Izay ho an’ny andaniny. Ho an’ny ankilany kosa dia ny mifamadika amin’izay, Filoha Andry Rajoelina na hoe Filohan’ny HAT.
Ho an’ny mpanao gazety mbola te haneho ny maha-tsy mitanila azy izany dia sady antsoina ho Filoham-pirenena i Marc Ravalomanana no antsoina ho Filohan’ny HAT i Andry Rajoelina.
Fony mbola teo ambany fahefan-dRavalomanana ny tafika, dia Mpitandro ny Filaminana no niantsoan’ny andaniny azy, fa Herim-pamoretana kosa izy ireo ho an’ny ankilany. Ny “centristes” izany milaza azy hoe Tafika na miaramila na zandary fotsiny ihany. Rehefa nanohitra an-dRavalomanana kosa ireo tafika ireo, dia miaramila diso làlana, na miaramila mpioko no fiantso azy ho an’ny andaniny, ary niverina ho tafi-bahoaka sy mpitandro filaminana kosa indray ho an’ny ankilany.
Ireo andian’olona nandroba fananana indray, dia mpandroba na mpanakorontana no iantsoan’ny andaniny azy, fa mpanararaotra na mpandoto ny tolona kosa ho an’ny ankilany. Nefa rehefa ny olona akaikin’ny fitondrana Ravalomanana kosa no lasibatra, toa ny nahazo an’ingahy PDS Guy Rivo Randrianarisoa notendren’ny fitondrana Ravalomanana, dia eken’ny ankilany ihany fa hatezeram-bahoaka no niavian’izay fahasimban-javatra izay.
Ny mpanao sakana eny amin’ny làlana indray, dia andrimasom-pokonolona izy ireny raha ny avy ao amin’ny firehan-kevitra tohanan’ilay mpiteny no manainga sy/na manakarama azy, fa mpanao barrage na mpanohintohina ny fivezivezena kosa izy raha ny mifanohitra amin’izay.
Raha iverenana ilay asabotsy nisian’ny ra mandriaka tamin’ny 07 febroary 2009, dia “Fanafiham-bohitra tao Ambohitsorohitra” sy fanitsakitsahana ny faritra mena izany ho an’ny andaniny, saingy “Famonoana malagasy teny Antaninarenina” tsy misy sommation kosa ho an’ny ankilany. Nataoko matavy moa ilay mpisolo toerana hoe “tao” sy “teny” satria midika zavatra betsaka, ary ny anaran’ny toerana nitrangan’ny fatiolona ihany koa dia milaza zavatra vaventy.
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Monday, March 16, 2009
Raha toa ianao ka … hiady, aza mitsapa ny herinao izany
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Hoy ny taim-bavan’i Nedala hoe : Alohan’ny hiantsiana ady, fantaro aloha ny herinao. Indrisy fa ankehitriny dia toa miverina aminy io teny io. Saingy, raha ny fahitako azy kosa dia izao no fahendrena tokony horaisina: Alohan’ny hamakiana ady, fantaro aloha ny herin’ny fahavalonao sy ny fahalemenao.
Avant de partir en guerre, évalue la force de ton adversaire et aussi tes faiblesses.
1) Fantaro aloha hoe iza no fahavalonao.
Mialoha ny zavatra rehetra, fantaro aloha hoe iza no fahavalonao. Raha Andry Rajoelina, fatina DJ kely tsy misy traikefa no noeritreretin’Andriamatoa Ravalomanana ho fahavalony dia diso amin’ny katesizy ny lehilahy. Amin’izao andro anoratana izao dia hitany tsara hoe iza no tena namany ary iza avy kosa no fahavalony. Raha tsy isaina aloha ny vahoaka Malagasy fa ireo olo-manan-kaja fotsiny dia tratry ny be noho vitsy izy. Indrisy. Ny eto an-toerana fotsiny izay. Ny momba ny fahavalony avy any ivelany, izay iaraha-mahalala hoe iza manginy fotsiny.
2) Fantaro ny herin’ny fahavalonao.
Rehefa hita sy voafaritra tsara hoe iretsy no fahavaloko sy mety ho fahavaloko, dia mila tombanana tsara ny hery ananan’izy ireo, ary tombanana hoe toy ny inona rehefa mitambatra. Ity tolona ity dia nahitana fa kely vovok’aina ilay TGV, mahery am-boalohany fa mora sempotra, ka voatery nitady fanampiana tamin’izay ankolafin-kery rehetra nanaiky hijapy lamasinina.
3) Fantaro ny fahalemenao.
Tsy ny herinao akory no inona amin’ny ady, fa na mahery toa inona aza ianao ka sendra ny mahay angaredona na ny manam-paharetana, mety ho reraka ihany koa na ho tratry ny tsy ampoizina. Ny fahalemen’ny tena no mila fantarina fa io no ahafahan’ny fahavalo mandresy ny tena.
Raha hiverina amin’ilay hoe fantaro ny fahavalonao aho, dia anisan’ny voalohany amin’ny fahavalon-dRavalomanana dia izy tenany ihany sy ny avonavom-pony. Fahalemena lehibe ho azy ny tsy fananany sofina afaka hihaino ny hafa fa ny azy ihany, … izany hoe mihaino ihany ny lehilahy fa misy fahatarana (retard de phase) foana. Ny fahalemeny faharoa dia ny tsy nahavitany ny mission nampanana ny tsy manana nefa tsy maka amin’ny manana, fa toa vao mainka ny nifanohitra tamin’izay aza no tsapan’ny olona sasany, hany ka raha vao nahita mpanohitra tsy isan’ny goaika antitra ny vahoaka dia nirohotra nanohana.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Et si … l’erreur fatale du PDS Guy Rivo Randrianarisoa
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Anarina foana fa … eeeeeeeeeeee
Mardi 10 mars 2009, anniversaire de ma maman, joyeux anniversaire maman.
Journée noire pour le PDS nommé par le pouvoir Ravalomanana à la tête de la mairie de la commune urbaine d’Antananarivo : On saccage sa maison puis on y met le feu.
Tenenina foana fa … eeeeeeeeeeee
Je vais vous raconter sa mésaventure. Tout a commencé le matin, Guy Rivo ne s’est pas réveillé tôt. Et pourtant, il a un avion à prendre l’après-midi, et des tas d’autres obligations le matin. Il a exactement dix-sept minutes et soixante-dix sept secondes pour faire sa toilette, réchauffer la voiture et partir. Il s’est lavé le visage, les aisselles, les mains et les pieds. Le p’tit déj, il le prendra dans sa voiture.
Il fait sa toilette très vite, et devinez-quoi? Seize minutes et huit secondes se sont déjà écoulées. Il a donc une minute et soixante-neuf secondes pour se raser, s’habiller et partir. Il se touche le menton et la bouche puis se dit: Je ne me raserai pas ce matin, il y a quelques poils mais c’est pas bien grave.
Dans mon billet mêmes causes, mêmes effets en langue malgache, j’ai expliqué qu’en cas d’émeute populaire, on se prend toujours à la propriété d’un homme politique chauve et barbu, on le saccage et on brûle sa maison. Le cas s’est présenté en 2002 et un autre Guy: Razanamasy en paya le prix de sa tête chauve et de ses barbes. En 2009, c’est le tour de Moxe Ramandimbilahatra, toujours chauve et barbu.
Et le 10 mars, ayant commis l’irréparable d’avoir volontairement oublié de se raser le matin, c’est Guy Rivo qui est victime du saccage et brûlage de maison, vu qu’il est déjà un peu chauve et qu’il a laissé quelques barbes sur son visage.
FIN de l’histoire, juste un dernier PS.
Au cas où vous avez remarqué qu’une minute c’est soixante secondes, ne cherchez pas à comprendre… Ce charabia est mis pour essayer désespérément de mettre une touche d’humour dans une histoire à la Gore, sans trop se montrer sadique