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Tuesday, December 18, 2012
What if … The End
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I wish you
a happy,
a beautiful
and an explosive
end of time
December 21st
2012
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Friday, November 2, 2012
Et si … Fanboy et Chum Chum
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Ils n’ont aucun super pouvoir.
Ils ne vont pas sauver la planète.
Ce sont les super-héros les plus nuls de l’histoire.
Et je connais deux protagonistes politiques d’un pays en éternelle crise qui leur ressemblent.
Monday, October 22, 2012
Et si … kely fa Dada
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Dans le langage de programmation informatique, les ponctuations jouent souvent un rôle clé. Un point-virgule oublié ou un point mal placé et votre programme ne pourra pas être compilé ou exécuté.
Dans le langage naturel également, une ponctuation ne joue pas qu’un rôle décoratif dans l’écrit. Parfois, il est utile pour faciliter la lecture, permettant au lecteur de savoir où il faut faire une pause, où il faut s’arrêter. Dans certains cas, elle joue un rôle primordial et son absence ou sa présence peut changer complètement le sens d’une phrase.
J’ai lu un curriculum vitae d’un postulant qui a écrit ces lignes :
Nationalité: Malagasy
Situation matrimoniale: Marié avec 3 enfants.
Et j’ai répondu: vos compétences étaient prometteuses, mais malheureusement, mon Entreprise ne souhaite pas engager un pédophile polygame “soudoyeur” (Il fallait bien soudoyer un Maire pour pouvoir se marier avec plus d’une personne en étant Malgache). Ou alors, comme les tâches qui seront attribuées au postulant nécessitent un profil très méticuleux, je ne prendrai pas le risque d’engager quelqu’un qui n’accorde pas son importance à la place d’une virgule dans une phrase.
