Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Raha toa moa ka … i Jentilisa ihany no Rajiosy?

Fa mba naninona ary no dia nisy olona 2 dia ny anankiray nifidy solonanarana hoe Jentilisa dia ny anankiray nisafidy ny hoe Rajiosy? Sa efa nifankafantatra mialoha tany sy ady efa tsy vita avy tany? Sa sao dia mba olona iray ihany izy anankiroa ireo? Toy ny maha-1 an’i George W. Bush sy i Tony Blair? Asa …

Namaky fanamarihana iray tao amin’ny blaogin’i Tattum aho indray andro. Mamaky, mamaky, dia resy lahatra aho hoe tena mba mipetrapetraka koa ny hevitr’izany ranamana izany. Mba lahy ary ve izy ity sa vavy fa raha vavy ity tena miady amin’ny piesiko mihitsy fa sady marina ny zavatra lazainy no mitovy amin’ny fomba fisainako rahateo. Namaky, namaky, voavaky hatramin’ny farany ilay fanamarihana, dia hijery an’ilay solonanarana amin’izay hoe solonanarana bandy sa sipa, fa ny an’i Tattum mantsy ny solonanarana miseho aorian’ny fanamarihana, hay … indrisy fa hay izaho ihany no nametraka an’ilay fanamarihana novakiako io.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

What if … mamalan-kira indray DontoMG

I’ve seen these blogs where the owner just writes a little phrase (written in the brand new SMS language) with some photos, sometimes a part of a lyric. I never understood what does all that mean.

I’ve read the VANF’s chronicles on L’express de Madagascar, and I never figured out what does mean “Mamalan-kira indray VANF”, but here is how I mamalan-kira.

It’s amazing how you can speak right to my heart
Without saying a word, you could light up the dark
Try as I may, I could never explain
What I hear when you don’t say a thing

The smile on your face lets me know that you’ll leave me
There’s a truth in your eyes saying you never need me
The touch of your hand says you’ll watch me, whenever I fall
You say it best, when you say nothing at all.

I will sing it at the Randrana Tena Tia’s MBS event. I hope you’ll send SMS to support me.

Friday, January 18, 2008

Raha toa moa ka … fongorina eto amin’ny serasera ity 3P, 3P ity?

Tsy zava-baovao akory ity resaka 3P ity fa aretina efa nahazo ny tranonkala hatry ny ela. Efa nisy ihany fanairana nataoko momba azy ity fony izy vao nahazo vahana teto amin’ny sehatra blaogy.com fa ankehitriny dia indro fa mamely mafy indray ilay fahavoazana.

Oay, saika adinoko, ny 3P resahiko eto dia Pills, Porns, Poker. Izany hoe ireo spam mandoto ny internet miezaka mivarotra fanafody amin’ny internet, na manaparitaka sehatra mamoafady na koa ny lalao fitadiavam-bola, fanariam-bola. Ny sehatra http://www.artiste-malgache.com izany dia tena mahonena mihitsy fa lasa sehatra manome vahana an’ireo mpanao spam ireo. Sehatra mizara GoogleJuice maimaim-poana tsy misy ohatra an’ity. Manala baraka ny mpanakanto malagasy raha toa ka hoe hijery sehatra mahakasika ny mpanakanto ny mpitsidika iray, kanjo varotra fanafody mampangeza sy mampihenjana no hitany ao?

Manana adiresy iray nisy nanoratra tamin’ny internet aho dia mahatonga spam eo amin’ny 3 isan’andro eo, dia nitaraina tamina namana mpiondana Linux noho ireo imailaka sasany tsy mankany amin’ny dossier spam, kanefa manao tolotra hivarotra viagra na fanafody hafa, mba hahasafononoka ny hasambaran’i Madama hono. Dia hoy ilay akama: Ireny spam ireny anie leisy mahafantatra hoe ny an’ialahy MicroSoft (Micro = madinika, Soft = malemilemy) ary tsy afa-po ny vadin’ialahy dia izay no andefasany an’ireny mail ireny fa jereo ny boîte mail-ko raha mahita offre toy ireny ialahy na iray aza. Nojerena ary ny boîte-n’i lehiry, io fa nisy spam iray, dia novakiana, dia spam mivarotra fanafody mampaharitra ela ny lalao no tao. Ny an’ialahy izany Linux ho’aho kanefa 5 segondra dia mamono tena.