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Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Et si … le Tiako I Madagasikara était carré.
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Le what-if d’aujourd’hui: si les partis politiques avaient une forme géométrique, et si le TIM avait donc une forme carrée. Sous cette hypothèse, si on avait demandé à 4 organes de presses de décrire ce parti ou de parler de ses activités dans un de leurs articles:
Voici ce qu’on aurait pû lire dans ces organes de presse (à vous de deviner qui est qui):
Presse 1) Le TIM a une forme géométrique circulaire, presque un rond. (Note de What-if: Cet organe de presse là a tendance à arrondir les angles quand on parle de TIM)
Presse 2) Le TIM ressemble à une étoile, mais n’illumine pas car sa couleur n’est pas blanche mais bleue-verte. (Note de What-if: Cet organe de presse là a tendance à tirer de tous les côtés quand on parle du TIM)
Presse 3) Un parti ayant une forme rectangulaire a mis des tiges d’épines du Christ sur le rail, et quand le train y était passé, ses pneus crevaient.
Presse 4) Pendant que le TIM essayait de tenir une réunion; dehors, un malade mental a aperçu deux chiens en train de s’accoupler, et le fou a sectionné l’organe génital du chien mâle.