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Monday, October 22, 2012

Et si … kely fa Dada


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Dans le langage de programmation informatique, les ponctuations jouent souvent un rôle clé. Un point-virgule oublié ou un point mal placé et votre programme ne pourra pas être compilé ou exécuté.

Dans le langage naturel également, une ponctuation ne joue pas qu’un rôle décoratif dans l’écrit. Parfois, il est utile pour faciliter la lecture, permettant au lecteur de savoir où il faut faire une pause, où il faut s’arrêter. Dans certains cas, elle joue un rôle primordial et son absence ou sa présence peut changer complètement le sens d’une phrase.

J’ai lu un curriculum vitae d’un postulant qui a écrit ces lignes :

Nationalité: Malagasy
Situation matrimoniale: Marié avec 3 enfants.

Et j’ai répondu: vos compétences étaient prometteuses, mais malheureusement, mon Entreprise ne souhaite pas engager un pédophile polygame “soudoyeur” (Il fallait bien soudoyer un Maire pour pouvoir se marier avec plus d’une personne en étant Malgache). Ou alors, comme les tâches qui seront attribuées au postulant nécessitent un profil très méticuleux, je ne prendrai pas le risque d’engager quelqu’un qui n’accorde pas son importance à la place d’une virgule dans une phrase.

Kely fa dada, Alfie, 13 and et probablement père
Kely fa dada, le titre de cet article signifie littéralement: petit (très jeune) mais père. C’est une expression malgache qui signifie quelque chose de très petit mais dont l’importance est capitale, ou quelqu’un de très jeune mais qui est très capable.


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Sunday, October 14, 2012

Any Malala …


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GVO:Malala

http://mg.globalvoicesonline.org/2012/10/15/38954/

Sarin'i Malala

Wikipedia:Malala

Friday, October 5, 2012

What if … password forgotten (1)


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Hundreds of accounts and passwords to remember, and with these rules about how you should choose, use, store your passwords, digital life is not easy.

  • Do not use the same password everywhere (Do not use the same password on two different accounts)
  • Do not use weak passwords
  • Do not store password where people could read them
  • Do not store password where you could loose access one day.

Then, I need a secret space, where I’m the only one who’s granted access (plus the persons I trust), large enough to store all my passwords, a space that I can access wherever I am. And I need to write my passwords on a paper or a digital support that can survive any cataclysm and panic.

Then, Eureka! I’ll tattoo all my passwords on my penis. I’ll ask my wife to learn the art of tattoo, cause she will do the job (I would not trust another person for this task), and I’ll learn hypnosis (I’ll put her into hypnotic state before the tattoo-ing, and after necessary done, she won’t remember anything, hopefully). The penis is something I can check anytime anywhere, it follows me whenever wherever. So, when I’ll be in a cybercafé asking the toilet, it’s probably that I don’t remember one of my passwords, and I need to check.

But wait, with the number of passwords I need to tattoo, I have to consider these pills and penis enlargement tips that are spam-flooding my mailbox. Finally, I’ll find them useful.

I'll tattoo my password on my penis


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