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Monday, July 11, 2011
Et si … blague et leçon
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L’histoire se passe dans un bar. Un mec se lève et se dirige vers le barman, il commande une bière et la déguste sur place, au lieu de l’apporter vers son copain avec qui il a discuté et partagé une table. Puis, il s’adresse au barman.
- On m’appelle le roi de la pisse, dit-il. Je te parie que si je pose cette verre sur ce bar, et si je me tiens débout depuis là où mon copain s’assoit, je peux pisser en visant ce verre, et je ne verserai aucune goutte d’urine en dehors de ce verre, et que je peux remplir ce verre à moitié avec mon urine.
- Pari tenu, répond le barman en souriant, 2.000 dollars que tu ne réussiras pas. Sur ce, le barman compte 20 billets de 100 dollars et le pose sur la table.
- Ca me va, dit le client, et il met également 2.000 dollars avec les billets du barman.
Il recule, sort son engin, vise le verre, regarde son pénis, vise le verre, regarde son pénis et pchhhhhhhtttt. Il déverse son urine partout dans le bar, sauf dans le verre. Il arrive même à en mettre quelques gouttes sur la blouse du barman.
Il remet l’engin dans sa braguette et s’approche du barman et disant : Oops, on dirait que j’ai perdu. Mais sur ce, il reçoit un uppercut direct du barman qui l’envoie voler et tomber par terre, le barman l’essuie encore de coups de pieds, tout en grommelant des gros mots et avec l’air furax.
- Pourquoi est-tu si fâché, balbutie-il au barman, tu viens de gagner mes 2.000 dollars.
- J’ai bien le droit de gagner 2.000 dollars et être fâché quand-même non? Au fait, c’est le règlement de la maison en ce qui concerne les gens impropres: le barman les roue de coups et ensuite, ils doivent nettoyer leurs saletés, tu aurais dû être au courant, c’est écrit dans les contrats d’utilisation de mon bar.
Comme vous l’aviez deviné, le gars avait fait un pari de 5.000 dollars avec son ami, comme quoi il arriverait à pisser dans le bar, n’importe où, même sur le barman sans que celui-ci s’emporte, et qu’il s’en tirerait sans problème. Il a perdu là aussi, semble-t-il.
Morales de l’histoire : 1) Vous n’êtes pas le seul à avoir vu le film Desperado avec Antonio Banderas, et 2) Il faut toujours lire attentivement les règlements, contrats et termes d’utilisations quoi que vous fassiez. (La deuxième leçon est valable même pour vous inscrire à des sites comme Facebook ou pour installer des logiciels.)
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Monday, July 11, 2011 - 20:37:30
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laingalainga fa za tsy mba an’ireny hoe terms and conditions ireny mintsy…
du moment hoe tsy mangataka CIN na nomerao credit card, avelao ho avy ze ho avy fa tsy hirara :-)
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Tuesday, July 12, 2011 - 12:25:27
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Ka aberration koa anie le izy e! Ny halavan’ilay terms and conditions efa mahafeno kahie iray, raha mamaky an’azy ianao dia lecture juridique no famakiana azy fa tsy mba lecture ordinaire, raha avocat zao no karamaina handinika an’ilay izy hoe azo idirana io sa tsia, raha tsy 200.000 ariary farafahakeliny tsy hanao izy.
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Tuesday, July 12, 2011 - 15:47:22
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Hahahaha… Izaho efa saika hiteny hoe film efa hitako zany :-)
Tsssss
hahaha
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Tuesday, July 12, 2011 - 19:45:11
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Hery: Leçon numéro 3 : Vous n’avez pas encore entendu cette histoire auparavant.
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Saturday, May 5, 2012 - 15:52:05
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Do you mind if I quote a few of your articles as long as I provide credit and sources back to your blog?
My website is in the very same area of interest as yours and my visitors would certainly benefit from some of the information you present here.
Please let me know if this alright with you. Thanks!
Monday, May 7, 2012 - 10:56:15
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Dietrich> You can quote any articles, you may or not provide credit and sources back, that’s no problem. But if you want Google Juice from my blog, you have to provide nofollow link back to mine. So, if my bots don’t see any nofollow link from your blog, your URL will be removed here.