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Tuesday, July 2, 2013
Tuesday, July 2, 2013
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Deprecated: strstr(): Non-string needles will be interpreted as strings in the future. Use an explicit chr() call to preserve the current behavior in
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Deprecated: strstr(): Non-string needles will be interpreted as strings in the future. Use an explicit chr() call to preserve the current behavior in
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Un jeune homme avait une petite amie.
Il commençait à en avoir marre d’elle car elle lui envoyait des messages toutes les heures qui disaient: “tu me manques” ou “je t’aime”. Un soir, avant de se coucher il a reçu un message, mais plutôt que de le lire il est allé dormir. Le matin il a été réveillé par un appel. C’était la mère de sa copine, en pleurs pour lui dire que sa copine était morte la nuit dernière. Il a raccroché, en état de choc, est allé lire le message: “mon cœur, viens vite! je crois que quelqu’un est en train de me suivre!”.
Morale de l’histoire : Trop de SMS peut te couter la vie.
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Deprecated: strstr(): Non-string needles will be interpreted as strings in the future. Use an explicit chr() call to preserve the current behavior in
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Deprecated: strstr(): Non-string needles will be interpreted as strings in the future. Use an explicit chr() call to preserve the current behavior in
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Deprecated: strstr(): Non-string needles will be interpreted as strings in the future. Use an explicit chr() call to preserve the current behavior in
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Deprecated: strstr(): Non-string needles will be interpreted as strings in the future. Use an explicit chr() call to preserve the current behavior in
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Deprecated: strstr(): Non-string needles will be interpreted as strings in the future. Use an explicit chr() call to preserve the current behavior in
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Deprecated: strstr(): Non-string needles will be interpreted as strings in the future. Use an explicit chr() call to preserve the current behavior in
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Deprecated: strstr(): Non-string needles will be interpreted as strings in the future. Use an explicit chr() call to preserve the current behavior in
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Deprecated: strstr(): Non-string needles will be interpreted as strings in the future. Use an explicit chr() call to preserve the current behavior in
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Deprecated: strstr(): Non-string needles will be interpreted as strings in the future. Use an explicit chr() call to preserve the current behavior in
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Deprecated: strstr(): Non-string needles will be interpreted as strings in the future. Use an explicit chr() call to preserve the current behavior in
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Deprecated: strstr(): Non-string needles will be interpreted as strings in the future. Use an explicit chr() call to preserve the current behavior in
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Deprecated: strstr(): Non-string needles will be interpreted as strings in the future. Use an explicit chr() call to preserve the current behavior in
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Deprecated: strstr(): Non-string needles will be interpreted as strings in the future. Use an explicit chr() call to preserve the current behavior in
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Deprecated: strstr(): Non-string needles will be interpreted as strings in the future. Use an explicit chr() call to preserve the current behavior in
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Deprecated: strstr(): Non-string needles will be interpreted as strings in the future. Use an explicit chr() call to preserve the current behavior in
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Deprecated: strstr(): Non-string needles will be interpreted as strings in the future. Use an explicit chr() call to preserve the current behavior in
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Deprecated: strstr(): Non-string needles will be interpreted as strings in the future. Use an explicit chr() call to preserve the current behavior in
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Deprecated: strstr(): Non-string needles will be interpreted as strings in the future. Use an explicit chr() call to preserve the current behavior in
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Deprecated: strstr(): Non-string needles will be interpreted as strings in the future. Use an explicit chr() call to preserve the current behavior in
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Deprecated: strstr(): Non-string needles will be interpreted as strings in the future. Use an explicit chr() call to preserve the current behavior in
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Deprecated: strstr(): Non-string needles will be interpreted as strings in the future. Use an explicit chr() call to preserve the current behavior in
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Deprecated: strstr(): Non-string needles will be interpreted as strings in the future. Use an explicit chr() call to preserve the current behavior in
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